hump

hump
1. (hump) (2102↑, 429↓)
To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.

My dog keeps humping my leg.

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2. (hump) (1267↑, 754↓)
[hump] for a man or woman to sit on his/her back and move up and down, hard and fast

Girl: If I sit down here will you hump me? Boy: Yeah\! The girl lays on the table on the guy gets on top of her and stabs his penis into the girl's vagina and her moves up and down on her hard and fast. "OOH\! AAH\!" She moans, "Faster\! Faster\!"

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3. (hump) (1392↑, 894↓)
A big bump on the back of a camal.
4. (Hump) (788↑, 517↓)
In England, people may say this when you are in a hotel. It means to carry.

Would you like me to hump your bags?

5. (hump) (832↑, 698↓)
To fuck

She looked so hot he really wanted to hump her.

6. (hump) (688↑, 590↓)
Hump is the lump on your ass. Fergie sings about her hump in the song My Humps by Black Eyed Peas. ALso can be your boobs

Fergie has nice humps

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7. (hump) (288↑, 205↓)
the interaction between two people either male with male, or female with male. with definite thrust into one's reproductive system. it may vary from many different ways.

" Dayum, that chicks just so finee. I want to hump her all night long. "

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8. (hump) (68↑, 45↓)
Vietnam-Era Military Verb: To march, walk, hike, or otherwise engage in long distance traveling by foot for the purposes of waging war, moving materials, or bringing the fight to the enemy. To hump means simply to walk during combat conditions.

We had to hump 8 klicks before sundown and then dig a fox hole before eating chow for the night.

9. (hump) (92↑, 79↓)
to have sexual relations with another person.

I am going to hump him hard tonight.

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10. (hump) (74↑, 64↓)
Hump - hump on a camel, other animal or act of human or animal sexual nature.

"Can to get your dog to stop humping my" leg\!\!

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11. (hump) (109↑, 109↓)
Fool, Idiot, Jerk. Derogatory term, used e.g. by 2nd generation New York Italians to denounce other caucasians.

"You think you gonna live long enough to spend that money, you fuckin' hump?" Arty Clay (Frank Gio) in the movie "King Of New York" by Abel Ferrara (1990) (www.imdb.com/title/tt0099939)

12. (hump) (16↑, 21↓)
verb: to carry a load by hand, usually referring to an unusually heavy or unwieldy load, and/or an abnormally long distance, that would not be expected of sane, rational, people. Term is military/aviation in origin.

"Amtrak was running 3 hours late, so there were no taxis at the station when we got into town. We had to hump our bags 6 blocks through 'da hood to get to the hotel. Not my idea of a party."

13. (hump) (71↑, 80↓)
the person sitting in the middle of the back seat, not to be confused to the middle seat in the front which of course is the [bitch seat].

I didn't notice the fuzz following us because tall-ass Jason was sitting hump & I couldn't see out the back.

14. (hump) (53↑, 65↓)
yo, last time i checked, this wasn't a sexual innuendo, it was how animals "make babies". am i right or am i right?

Man\#1: Hey, look at our dogs. Man\#2: Oh my gosh, i think Rover is humping Bitsy\! Man\#1: Get ready for some puppies, then.

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15. (Hump) (62↑, 82↓)
The middle back seat of a car which is usually never called unless the bitch seat is the only one left. or the trunk. Girls or little kids are often stuck with this seat. Unless they are really a bitch. Then they get the bitch seat. Hump is 5th best after [driver], [shot gun], [wing man], and[back seat driver], but better than [trunk] or [bitch seat].

Ben-shot gun\! Bitches. John-wing man\! YES\!\! Frank-Damn. I guess I got the hump. Anthony- I'll take back seat driver. Russell- All that is left is the [trunk]. So that's mine. John- Nope, the dead guy is in the back. So you'll have to sit in the bitch seat. Who's driving?\!?

16. (hump) (13↑, 35↓)
A complete and total idiot. Someone who can't handle even the simplest of plans or assignments.

"We need that job done, like, YESTERDAY\!\! I called Charlie and he said he doesn't have the siding." "That's because the hump never bought it\!\!"

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17. (hump) (23↑, 45↓)
an acronym for "Higher Up Management Person", generally used in a mildly derogatory but loving sense, much as one might feel about a three-legged puppy

Far from solving the problem, everything the HUMP's tried seemed to make things worse

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18. (hump) (14↑, 36↓)
when taken, means to take offence to

I asked Jonesy to pay back the £50 I loaned him when we were in the pub and he got the right hump. Typically used in Guy Ritchie films and pronounced "roight hamp" by [mockneys]

19. (hump) (8↑, 31↓)
Bad; something that is no good. Can also be used in place of 'fucked up'. :"thats so hump"

Dude, that chick's face is hump

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20. (Hump) (5↑, 28↓)
To carry somthing, uasually large, used mostly in Queens or The Bronx New York. Figure of speech used by men with brains the size of mosquitoes.

My fucking boss has me humping this fucking shit up three fucking floors.

21. (hump) (17↑, 41↓)
lowly worker, [grunt], [pee-on], low on the totem pole origin: hunched or hump-backed from hard labor

“I wish these humps would hurry up and move those boxes.”

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22. (hump) (127↑, 152↓)
To have a penis inserting into a womens vagina every other second in a pattern.

Jarrod wanted to hump the sexy chick cause he thought he saw her invite him to unzip his zipper with her in the bed

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23. (hump) (22↑, 55↓)
To act as a million dollar (training costs) pack mule for the US Military.

"Ready for a 30 mile desert hump Lance Corporal?" "Fuck you Colonel".

24. (hump) (116↑, 150↓)
to carry a lot of heavy shit

"The sargeant made me hump the M60 in addition to the 50lbs in my ruck sack."

25. (hump) (42↑, 91↓)
When combined with [sport]-to rub up against someone in a secksual way. See [sport-hump].

Back in the day, we used to sport-hump the damsels out back 'o the barn after the county ball.

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26. (HUMP) (21↑, 72↓)
to be late or unreliable. Someone who is always slacking

Donita is never ready on time, She is always on some hump.

27. (hump) (13↑, 69↓)
the job title of many employies in a warehouse...

that collin guy is a hump

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28. (hump) (38↑, 142↓)
one who is lower than a loser. an absolute piece of shit.

man, your such a hump.

29. (hump) (95↑, 211↓)
for a person or animal to stick its penis into another person or animals vagina or asshole

he was so horny he had to hump something so he humped the nearest thing to him- his dog (who by the way is also a male). He grabbed the dog aggresively and tore down is pants and boxers at the same time, all the while pulling the dog closer and closer. Soon the positioned the dog over his erect penis and started humping. his penis went in and out, slowly at first then getting faster and faster, in out in out. the dog loved it and whined in pleasure. soon the dog wriggled out of his arms and the man smiled as the dog cirled behind him. He lay down on the couch and now it was the dog's turn. the dog lay on his back, pushing his penis into the man with pleasure and whining uncontrollably. When they were both done they lay happily together, side by side. "You truly are mans best friend" the guy said, smiling "and a heck of a good humper too." Then the dog and guy went at it in another round of humping.

30. (hump) (29↑, 181↓)
bad, lame, boring

Damn that party was hump.

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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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